Sunday paper...

[mtrocket]

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"​

The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, and then she was heard to mutter,
"Well, sh**, that's why no one was at church today."

 

[bloomsman]

Rod, you crack me up. Keep those jokes coming. John

 

[mtrocket]

Rod, you crack me up. Keep those jokes coming. John

Glad you are enjoying them...