mtrocket
Seasoned Member
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters"?
"I can cut them for you", said Dan the pharmacist, “but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection".
“I am 96” said the old man, “I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*** on my slippers".
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters"?
"I can cut them for you", said Dan the pharmacist, “but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection".
“I am 96” said the old man, “I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*** on my slippers".
