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911 What is your emergency?

galen

Guest
Joined
Oct 11, 2007
Messages
63
Location
Missouri, Smithville&Roach
My XLR/V(s)
2005,XLR
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
 

Little Woman

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,588
Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
Funny :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Luparello

Active Member
Joined
Oct 23, 2008
Messages
41
Location
Apex NC
My XLR/V(s)
2005 XLR - Platinum with Ebony Interior
Especially love the first one - I've looked for the 11 on my phone before also.
Diane
:chuckle:willy_nilly:
 

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