Lola's Mom
Seasoned Member
Courtesy of my Cousin Sonny from MO .... so cute, and this one for you PopBigGuy!
A Nebraska Cornhusker fan is drinking (imagine that) in a New York bar when, he gets a call on his cell phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Cornhusker baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Cornhusker baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Nebraska fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby boy'.
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many
exclamations of "WOW!".
exclamations of "WOW!".
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Nebraska father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender,
"Had him circumcised."
