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Creative Poetry

mtrocket

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT
THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was ****ed.


I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .......
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
 

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