bloomsman
Seasoned Member
A game warden was driving down
> the road when he came upon
> a young boy carrying a
> wild turkey under his arm.
>
> He stopped and asked the boy,
> 'Where did you get that turkey?'
>
> The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
>
> The game warden said,
> 'That turkey you're carrying
> under your arm.'
>
> The boy looks down and said,
> 'Well, lookee here, a turkey
> done roosted under my arm!'
>
> The game warden said,
> 'Now look, you know turkey season
> is closed, so whatever you do
> to that turkey, I'm going
> to do to you.
>
> If you break his leg,
> I'm gonna break your leg.
> If you break his wing,
> I'll break your arm.
> Whatever you do to him,
> I'll do to you.
> So, what are you
> gonna do with him?'
>
>
> The little boy said,
> 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass
> and let him go!'
>
>
May all the XLR owners and families have a great Thanksgiving.
John & Jean
> the road when he came upon
> a young boy carrying a
> wild turkey under his arm.
>
> He stopped and asked the boy,
> 'Where did you get that turkey?'
>
> The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
>
> The game warden said,
> 'That turkey you're carrying
> under your arm.'
>
> The boy looks down and said,
> 'Well, lookee here, a turkey
> done roosted under my arm!'
>
> The game warden said,
> 'Now look, you know turkey season
> is closed, so whatever you do
> to that turkey, I'm going
> to do to you.
>
> If you break his leg,
> I'm gonna break your leg.
> If you break his wing,
> I'll break your arm.
> Whatever you do to him,
> I'll do to you.
> So, what are you
> gonna do with him?'
>
>
> The little boy said,
> 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass
> and let him go!'
>
>
May all the XLR owners and families have a great Thanksgiving.
John & Jean