KIDS!

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[SIZE=+3]This one is for everyone who...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]A) has kids[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]B) had kids[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]C) was a kid[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]D) knows a kid[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]E) is going to have kids.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]I guess that means all of us!![/SIZE]

[SIZE=+3]DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS![/SIZE]

[SIZE=+3]I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,[/SIZE][SIZE=+3]'Daddy, look at this'[/SIZE][SIZE=+3], and stuck out two of her fingers.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+3]Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+3]Pretending[/SIZE][SIZE=+3] to eat them.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+3]I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+3]I said,[/SIZE][SIZE=+3] 'What's wrong, honey?'[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+3]She replied,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]'What happened to my booger?!'[/SIZE]

 

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