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The NEW Alphabet

mtrocket

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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
A is for apple, andBis for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now...
The NEW Alphabet
A'sfor arthritis;
B's
the bad back,
C's
the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?

Dis for dental decay and decline,
E
is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F
is for fissures and fluid retention,
G
is for gas which We'd rather not mention.
H .. High blood pressure--We'd rather it low;
I
.. For incisions with scars you can show.
J
is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K
is for knees that crack when they bend.
L
's for libido, what happened to sex?
M
is for memory, We forget what comes next.
N
is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O
is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
Pfor prescriptions, We have quite a few,
Just give us a pill and We'll be good as new!

Q
is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R
is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
Sis for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
T
is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
U
is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V
for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
Wfor worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X
is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y
for another year We are left here behind,
Z
is for zest WE still have-- in OUR minds.
We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVEA GREAT DAY, IF NOT YOUR TURN WILL COME
 

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