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To be 6 Again

Little Woman

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To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.


'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
mirror.


On the morning of herBirthday, he arose early,made her a nice big bowl ofLucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,

the Wall of Fear, theScreaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.


Five hours later theystaggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.


He then took her to aMcDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
shake.


Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
[FONT=Bradley
Hand ITC]what was it [/FONT]
like being six again?'


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed 'I meant my dress size, you fool!!!!'


The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong.

 

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