Two Brooms

[Little Woman]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom

leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am

going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.




Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to
hurt!!!!!!




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Your going to love this one












'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


Sounds to me like she's been

'sweeping around' !!!






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[Luparello]

GIANT GROAN - but I must admit I got a good chuckle also.

 

[Southern-V]

Good one, Marion.

Mayann

 

[standby-V]

After my speech about same sex marriages, this has me speechless. No same sex brooms on #8. Good one, love it.
How sweep it is.