Various quotes on marriage...

[mtrocket]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. King David ​

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sasha Guitry​

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates​

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous​

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The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas​

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud​

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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Red Skelton​

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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison​

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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra​

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murray​

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash​

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous​

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman​

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield​

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous​

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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous​

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[hawkeye372]

Lmao at these. They are good ones


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