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Bad day at Hallmark

mtrocket

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Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?


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My tire
was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!


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Heard
your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Looking
back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'

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Congratulations
on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How
could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I've
always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.



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I must
admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the
days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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Congratulations
on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.


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Happy
Birthday, Uncle Dad !

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West
Virginia )

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Happy
birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!


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When we
were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.


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We have
been friends for a very long time .

let's say we stop?


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I'm so
miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.


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Congratulations
on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?


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Your
friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.


))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

So your
daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay
 

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