mtrocket
Seasoned Member
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?
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My tire
was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard
your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking
back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?'
back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?'
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Congratulations
on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How
could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've
always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must
admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the
days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations
on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy
Birthday, Uncle Dad !
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West
Virginia )
Birthday, Uncle Dad !
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West
Virginia )
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Happy
birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we
were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have
been friends for a very long time .
let's say we stop?
been friends for a very long time .
let's say we stop?
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I'm so
miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations
on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your
friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your
daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay