Halloween Top 10

[HOMEGAMEROOM]

TOP 10 REASONS​

WHY​

TRICK OR TREATING​

IS BETTER THAN​

SEX​

#10​

YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST​

A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!​

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#9​

IF YOU GET TIRED​

YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES​

AND GO AT IT AGAIN​

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#8​

THE UGLIER YOU LOOK​

THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME​

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#7​

YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT​

THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME​

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#6​

FORTY YEARS FROM NOW​

YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY​

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#5​

ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE​

WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE,​

BECAUSE YOU ARE​

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#4​

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET​

YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR​

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#3​

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS​

HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING​

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#2​

LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!​

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#1​

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!​

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!​

 

[Little Woman]

True

 

[Lola's Mom]

R -
You are soooooooo bad!