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Little Woman

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Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''D*mn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
13. ''D*mn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
14. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
15. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
16. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
17. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
 
M

mswaim

Guest
That's like telling me to "go to hell"............again; how would I know I was there? - will it be that different??????? :reddevil
 

Lola's Mom

Seasoned Member
Joined
Aug 6, 2008
Messages
3,483
Location
Southern CA
My XLR/V(s)
2004 Black Raven
Hmmm, in Hell there is no flamingos ..... or wine .... :willy_nilly:

Here is an edit .... XLRLover just sent me this - I thought this would be an appropriate place to post it ...


"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame .Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams
. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties
 

Little Woman

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,588
Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
PD and Hellboy
Come to San Antonio and we can really cause some damage. Yes, I am a sick person but funny. :chuckle:chuckle:chuckle
 

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