mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl and they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?”
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".
"I don't think you understand, "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
"We have stereo and good DVD player".
"Does your wife beat you up?”
"No, I always up before her".
"Is your wife a nagger?”
"No, she white".
"Why do you want this divorce?”
"She going to kill me".
"What makes you think that?”
"I got proof".
"What kind of proof?”
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: ‘Polish Remover’”
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?”
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".
"I don't think you understand, "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
"We have stereo and good DVD player".
"Does your wife beat you up?”
"No, I always up before her".
"Is your wife a nagger?”
"No, she white".
"Why do you want this divorce?”
"She going to kill me".
"What makes you think that?”
"I got proof".
"What kind of proof?”
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: ‘Polish Remover’”
