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Ralph at the theater

mtrocket

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Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
This guy was at a theater and he was sprawled out over 3 seats.

The usher came by and told the guy to move. The guy mumbled but didn't answer.

The usher then went and got the manager.

The manager said to the man, "Sir, if you don't move, I'll call the police to have you removed."

The guy mumbled but didn't answer.

So the manager called the police and a cop came over.

The cop snapped to the man, "Hey mister! What's your name!?"

The man slowly said, "Ralph."

The cop asked, "Where ya from, Ralph?"

The man groaned, "The balcony."
 

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