The Lie clock

[Popbigguy]

From my Aunt, who sends me a lot of jokes. Kind of like you guys and gals putting them on here.

The Lie clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life.'

'Where's (Insert least favorite Presidential candidate here) clock?' asked the man.

(Insert least favorite Presidential candidate here) is in Jesus' office.

> >> > He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Won't be on the fourm a while. The wife and I fly out tomorrow for a cruise for a week. See ya' all later!
Chad

 

[Little Woman]

Good one.
You and your wife have fun on your cruise. Don't too much.