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Little Woman

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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to
have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not
make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever...

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
 

b_pappy

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Great ones.
Except number 7, I rarely use Mapquest...I have a wife. I swear I can't get out of the driveway sometimes without Tracy looking at me like "I wouldn't have gone this way..." :laugh:
Bruce
 

cubby558

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'16 Z06, "06 XLR-V Infra Red-Sold, RII, RIII & RIV survivor, Mdwst Maurader
Bruce,

You sound like the guy who had the brand new Encycolpedia Brittanica's for sale last year; not needed--f** ing wife knows everything.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Just a joke, I'm sure I will enjoy meeting you and Tracy some day--hopefully in Colorado 2010!!

Great ones.
Except number 7, I rarely use Mapquest...I have a wife. I swear I can't get out of the driveway sometimes without Tracy looking at me like "I wouldn't have gone this way..." :laugh:
Bruce
 

b_pappy

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2005 XLR
Tracy is a great gal, I just give her a hard time (when she isn't around).
We are actually talking about flying to Colorado, probably renting something, and hosting a Detail Clinic at a local car care products company that just moved from California. We'll have to take less time off from work that way, maybe just an extended weekend.
I'll ask up in the Colorado thread about the clinic.
Bruce
 

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