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14 reasons some men have dogs and not wives

mtrocket

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog'?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
 

Little Woman

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Your giving Cubby a run for the title. Good one. :laugh::laugh::laugh::chuckle:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

cubby558

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Rod,

The ultimate test to tell your dog likes you more than your wife:


Put both of them in your trunk and drive around for an hour. When you open the trunk; who's glad to see you!!!!!
 

Popbigguy

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The ultimate test to tell your dog likes you more than your wife:

Put both of them in your trunk and drive around for an hour. When you open the trunk; who's glad to see you!!!!!

You first Cubby!!!! And then tell us what it like!!

Chad
 

First Robin

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Why do you think I have had dogs instead of a wife for the last 33 years? Now you know. Twenty years of a wife was more like 140, I guess that would have been in dog years. Oh well I know some guys get good wives like all of you, I just happened to get one that didn't stay good. HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!! First Robin:patriot:
 

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