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2009 tax code changing...

mtrocket

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Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
3,648
Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male pen**.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pi**ed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the pen** will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:
Luxury Tax 10"-12" $300.00
Pole Tax 8"-10" $250.00
Privilege Tax 5"-8" $200.00
Nuisance Tax 3"-5" $30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under3" is eligible for a tax refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION**
 

Little Woman

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Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,588
Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
:laugh::laugh::chuckle:chuckle:laugh::laugh:
 

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