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mtrocket

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2007 Red Jewel XLR
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose?'

The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'

On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'

The man said, 'No one showed up.'
 

MissySupaBling

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Martinsville, Indiana
My XLR/V(s)
2004 xenon Blue XLR (Hubbies toy)
:laugh::laugh:! Good one!

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose?'

The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'

On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'

The man said, 'No one showed up.'
 

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