mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
'Why not?' asked the man.
'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said the man.
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose?'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'
The man said, 'No one showed up.'
'Why not?' asked the man.
'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said the man.
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose?'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'
The man said, 'No one showed up.'
