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buki

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Time has few advantages given enough of it.
But it can help you put things in perspective.

Nine things to ponder


Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me on the radio:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.


 

05 GRAND DADDY

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I like the last 1
Because we had Bill Batmans last night with jalapeño pepper!


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Dan & Wendy
"05 GRAND DADDY"
 

Popbigguy

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2007 XLR-V RII'07 RIII'08 SA'09 CO'10 NCSC'11 PA'12 BG'13 MT'14 VBOBX'15
That's neat and I like it. But why in the General XLR section and not in the Comedy section?


OK... Somebody moved it.
 
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