Two Rednecks

[cubby558]

Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

One says to the other,
'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'

The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful.


And look at the price!'The first one says, with wide eyes,
'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautifulas she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later,the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you orderedfrom the Sears catalog?'

The second redneck replies......

'No, but it shouldn't be long now.I got her clothes yesterday!'

 

[mtrocket]

It's about time someone else posted a joke... I was beginning to think I was the only funny one in the crowd (no wait, maybe I meant funny looking...?)

 

[Popbigguy]

It's about time someone else posted a joke... I was beginning to think I was the only funny one in the crowd (no wait, maybe I meant funny looking...?)

After looking at all the posts and who posted them on this thread..... MT,,, I think you have earned the title of the forum comedian...

Chad

 

[Little Woman]

After looking at all the posts and who posted them on this thread..... MT,,, I think you have earned the title of the forum comedian...

Chad

I agree with you Chad. I have tried to keep up with MT and can't with the jokes.

 

[mtrocket]

Don't get me wrong... I not this funny in person; I just have a LOT of email friends that continue to send me more and more drivel (granted, it's funny drivel, but drivel just the same)... and I don't even post every joke I get... just the ones I think you all would enjoy. In fact, once I post a joke, I probably couldn't repeat it if someone paid me...