mtrocket
Seasoned Member
Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the seniors' center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card!
She said to me, "You idiot! Where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier!
She said "Are you nuts? You're 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card!
She said to me, "You idiot! Where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier!
