A couple oldies...

[mtrocket]

What's the name of a one-legged Japanese woman?
Irene...

How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? ​

Now, wait a minute, before
You scroll down for the answer,
See if you can figure this out
Come on.......................
Think about it !
How many ..??? ​

All right, if you think you're
Really ready to give up , ​

But you're going to be
Very embarrassed!!! ​

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Just two... but how they got in there is beyond me!!!​

 

[Little Woman]

Thank you mtrocket, I've been waiting for your jokes.

 

[mtrocket]

Thank you mtrocket, I've been waiting for your jokes.

Thanks...
It's been rather quiet on the email waves lately... hopefully my other jokester friends will send some new ones soon!!!