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The Three Little Pigs

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A teacher was reading the Three Little Pigs story to her class. She
came to the part where the first pig was trying to gather building
materials for his home. She read, 'So, the first pig went up to the
man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may
I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think the man
said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, 'I think
the man would have said, Well, I'll be a son-of-a-gun, a talking pig!'
 
:laugh::laugh::laugh::lol::lol:
Funny
 
Don't think I would have said, "Son of a GUN"...
:laugh::laugh:


Rich follows directions well. He knew to keep it clean. We others push the envelope:laugh::laugh:
 
Apparently so, (or at least I hope so) since Rob hasn't admonished us... yet. :chuckle:chuckle
 
You know me - I have a whole lineup of jokes to add, but I'd have to *&^%$# out so many words, they'd hardly be worth posting!!

PS It wasn't originally son-of-a-gun either - you're all very perceptive!!

I'd really like to post my joke of the little boy and his grandpa on the porch, but I can't clean it up enough!! Remember that one, Little Woman?:reddevil That's a great one!!!!:laugh:
 
You know me - I have a whole lineup of jokes to add, but I'd have to *&^%$# out so many words, they'd hardly be worth posting!!

PS It wasn't originally son-of-a-gun either - you're all very perceptive!!

I'd really like to post my joke of the little boy and his grandpa on the porch, but I can't clean it up enough!! Remember that one, Little Woman?:reddevil That's a great one!!!!:laugh:

That's a good one. Can't you put us in a few *** to clean it up. :dunno: Didn't you catch my last joke about the drive.
 
Laughs

I just love getting up early in the morning, coming to this Forum and reading the jokes and getting to laugh and laugh. So much better than turning on the tv and hearing all the doom and gloom and listening to the lies being told to us by the canidates running for elected office. Keep the funnies coming!!!!!! First Robin:patriot:
 

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