A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

[mtrocket]

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I
released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.

 

[b_pappy]

Hah, love it.

 

[jjsea55]

Life is indeed good in the South!

 

[Crimson Pearl]

Is that south Montana?

 

[mtrocket]

Is that south Montana?

Hey... the south is the south, right??

 

[jjsea55]

The South... South! : ) I can keep my X in the road year round! However, one of my fave authors spends a lot of his time in Montana (JLB), so there must be some favorable qualities up there (like writing books while snowbound).

 

[mtrocket]

The South... South! : ) I can keep my X in the road year round! However, one of my fave authors spends a lot of his time in Montana (JLB), so there must be some favorable qualities up there (like writing books while snowbound).

I actually like the snow and the Montana winters. Besides, I don't get as many miles built up on the XLR as you do in teh course of a year. I'm sure there are some days in Florida that are too hot for top down driving... there are never days like that during a Montana summer...
AND... the Montana BIG SKY is something you have to see to believe!!!

 

[jjsea55]

When I make that "some-time, summer-time" road trip to the Big Sky area I'll look you up!