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I never get lost, but occasionally I will change where I want to go. Have a good day. Hawk
 
“Mankind faces a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total distinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”

– Woody Allen
 
“We spend our time searching for security and then hate it when we get it.”

-- John Steinbeck (and Steinbeck hadn’t even heard of Obamacare)
 
Great Christian quotes

Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't
belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him/her.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4
given.
 
From "Cheers"...

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same
way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,
as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster
and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.'
 
Live life to the fullest
 
Pessimist/Optimist

A pessimist finds the worst even in the best.
The optimist discovers the best, even in the very worst.
 
Most of what people call "bad luck" is the result of poor choices


El Monte Slim
 
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been,
but a has-been was once an are.
 
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been,
but a has-been was once an are.


Ok, I need to come back when I have NOT had a couple glasses of wine to read that again Giz: I CAN NOT follow that Sweet Cheeks! :willy_nilly:
 
2 beers and still trying to figure that one out???


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Dan & Wendy
"05 GRAND DADDY"
 
Since my last quote was too complicated, today's is an simple one that I have to remind myself to use especially in these long winter months


“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
 
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been,
but a has-been was once an are.

I think, I think I am. Therefore ,I am , I think
I'm more than than that. I know I am. At least,I think I must be.
 
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been,
but a has-been was once an are.

Ok I had to read that 3x. 2x on here and once on fb. Touché


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THOUGHOUT MY LIFE:
I'VE LOVED, I'VE LIED, I'VE HURT, I'VE LOST
I'VE MISSED, I'VE TRUSTED, I'VE MADE MISTAKES
MOST OF ALL, I'VE LEARNED

Jesse Flores
 
Now my quote thank god for snow blowers about 7-8" of heavy wet snow!!!!!!


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Dan & Wendy
"05 GRAND DADDY"
 
'All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them'

Galileo Galilei
Physicist
 
A quote I say a lot more now......

It's better to have someone ask how old are you, rather than them asking someone else how long you've been dead!! :(

Chad
 
As I've been telling my listeners for 20 years and change now...

"I am often wrong. But I'm NEVER in doubt.'
 

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