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Wine and Water

mtrocket

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Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
3,648
Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:

Water=Poop, Wine=Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and
talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be
full of s***.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
 

Little Woman

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,588
Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
That is why I drink beer. :beerchug:
 

cubby558

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,752
Location
IL
My XLR/V(s)
'16 Z06, "06 XLR-V Infra Red-Sold, RII, RIII & RIV survivor, Mdwst Maurader
Super Freak & Homegrown

That's why both of you are not full of S**t. You're just SH**-faced most of the time:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Lola's Mom

Seasoned Member
Joined
Aug 6, 2008
Messages
3,483
Location
Southern CA
My XLR/V(s)
2004 Black Raven
I like that .......
Oh .... and I like the wine too :lol:

(fun in funnel .... very clever, HGR)
 

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