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Wine and Water


Seasoned Member
Oct 17, 2008
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Water=Poop, Wine=Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and
talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be
full of s***.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
That is why I drink beer. :beerchug:
Super Freak & Homegrown

That's why both of you are not full of S**t. You're just SH**-faced most of the time:laugh::laugh::laugh:
I like that .......
Oh .... and I like the wine too :lol:

(fun in funnel .... very clever, HGR)

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