Quote of the Day

[GizmoQ]

We're here for a good time not a long time!

There's another good idea for a new thread, but it has to be agreed only one per day and spend the day commenting/correcting on the quote; or just relating to it.

 

[mswaim]

Alls well that ends well...........................

 

[Lola's Mom]

Time heals all wounds.......

 

[Little Woman]

I'm not here for a long time, I'm just here for a good time!! Johnny B

 

[mtrocket]

Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your as* is disconnected.

 

[ChicagoDave]

Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your as* is disconnected.

 

[mtrocket]

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clear. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."
- John Wayne

 

[fascady]

High Speed Horses, Cars, and Women, all require lots of care and maintenance!

 

[mtrocket]

Seen on a sign, downtown Billings:
"You can't be young forever, but you CAN be immature all your life."

 

[mtrocket]

Quotes of the day... Elegantly Composed Insults

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

Mr. Churchill's comment about a political opponent, "He is a modest man with much to be modest about."

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

 

[mtrocket]

If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it...
But, if you invest in beauty, it will remain with you all the days of your life.
~~Frank LLoyd Wright

 

[Tiffany's Dad]

gettin brownie points with the better half aren't you?

 

[mtrocket]

gettin brownie points with the better half aren't you?

Hey... whatever works. You know the old saying, "If mama ain't happy, there ain't nobody happy..."

 

[Little Woman]

Hey... whatever works. You know the old saying, "If mama ain't happy, there ain't nobody happy..."

The other saying is happy wife, happy life!

 

[mtrocket]

Been a while since we've had a quote of the day:
Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance."

Robert F. Kennedy
Capetown, June 6th 1966

 

[WB6BBZ]

Quote fo the day

Why is there so much of the Month left after the Money is GONE??

 

[Little Woman]

Less filling taste great...my Miller can!

 

[Little Woman]

24 hours in a day.
24 beers in a case.
Coincidence....Maybe.

 

[Lola's Mom]

24 hours in a day.
24 beers in a case.
Coincidence....Maybe.

 

[graytoad]

One of my favourite quotes is from a Cadillac advertisement:
When you turn you car on, does it return the favour?